LOVELIGHT

Magazine

 

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August 2006***Vol. 3, no. 8

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Managing Editors: Richard Shining Thunder Francis and Ada Maria Francis

 

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Contributors to this issue:  Paul Bowen, Jim Dwyer,  Chris Finer, Mick Gallagher, Sandra Grubb,  David Hem Sagar, Steven McDaniel, James Mitchell, Teresa Ramsey, Kathy Rice, Rumi, Ty Scharrer, Karleen Sell, and Geoffrey Stoermer.

 

 

LOVELIGHT MAGAZINE:  WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT

 

     Lovelight magazine is free.  It comes directly to your inboxscreen once a month, to bring a little sunshine into your life.  We hope to bring you at least a few laughs, in the "Humor Therapy" section.  But life, as we know, is not all laughs.  So, we hope also to share with you some pleasant and sweet thoughts-- and maybe even some life-lessons.  If you see any jokes that make your roar or cry with silly humor, please send them along to us.

     Lovelight wants to promote peace and harmony.  We would also love to aid you personally to overcome any problems that you might have.  If you are working on any religious, psychological, or spiritual problems, we encourage you to write to us at rmfrancis@juno.com

     We also want to present "miniparables" to help you grow.  So, if you come across any wise or touching pieces, not copyrighted, fairly short, please share them with the efamily.  Please send them to the magazine, at the same address.  Also welcome are practical tips that can make life easier or safer.  We also welcome short pieces on personal philosophies, interesting facts, wordplays, and spirituality, especially those that emphasize the value of compassion and other forms of Love.  We reserve the right to make whatever changes that we deem necessary or desirable before inclusion in Lovelight magazine.

     Your email name/address will not be shared.  Please share, send, or copy, this magazine, or any parts of it.  Share it with all your friends, and all others.  Please use it on  your websites.  Also, if your friends are inclined, please have them send us their emailaddress and request a personal subscription.

     This is published as a "light" introduction to spirituality.  It is designed especially for those who have little or no interest in the "heavier" aspects of spirituality.  Indeed, it has proved useful to reach many with no compelling interest in the subjects of agapology (the psychology of Love) or the Way of Love (spirituality).  And it is also great, fun reading for all the rest of us!:)  This collection would make a sweet gift for a loved one.  Happy reading!:)

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SNORTS, CHUCKLES, AND MILK OUT THE NOSE:  HUMORTHERAPY


 Sexomania and Other Oddball Facts, sent in by Chris Finer


  In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
  but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
  animal is punishable by death.  (Kill all the gays! 
J  )

  In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the  examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.  (Hand me that mirror
J  )
 
 Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.  (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.  (They might be cutting off the wrong anatomical part!
J   )

        

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.  Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.  ( No wonder the tropical fish have such bug eyes!
J )
        
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.   (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in  places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Butterflies taste with their feet.
          
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish don't have brains.

 

Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light

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 Monument to the "Shrub" sent in by Sandra Grubb

 

 

Dear Friends and Relatives:

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D. C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Dick Cheney, who never told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all.  He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was.  He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you,

George W. Bush Monument Committee

P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

 

 

 

 

HOW OLD ARE YOU? sent in by Mick Gallagher

     Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old!" Well, you are gonna love this one.

  I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his diploma hanging on the wall.  It bore his full name; and I suddenly remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name.  He had been in my high school class forty-some years before.  I wondered whether he could be the same guy I had a secret crush on way back then.  When I reached the treatment room, I quickly discarded any such thought.  This balding, gray-haired man, with the deeply lined face, was much too old to have been my secret crush-- or was he?  After he examined my teeth I asked if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

     "Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang!" He said, gleaming with pride.

     "When did you graduate?" I asked.

     "1959. Why do you ask?" he answered.

     "Well, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.

     Then that ugly, old wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"

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BLONDS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN, sent in by Ty Scharrer

 

A blonde worked for a company.  She was a little confused about paying an invoice.  Her boss was also confused.  So he asked her, "You graduated from college, didn't you?"

     She replied, "Yes, with honors !"

     He then explained that he was having a small problem with an invoice and needed some help:  "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked.

     The blonde thought a moment, and replied, "Everything but my earrings."

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BRING ON THE RELIGIOUS BUCKS, sent in by Ty Scharrer

 

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic Churches than casinos in Vegas.  Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday Services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.  Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

     The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting.  Then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.  This is done by the chip monks.

 

Didn't even see it coming ... did you?

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CYBERILLITERATES, sent in by Chris Finer

 

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer:
A white one.

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Customer:
Hi, this is Celine.  I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support:
Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer:
Yes.  Sure.  It's really stuck.
Tech support:
That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer:
No, wait a minute.  I hadn't inserted it yet.  It's still on my desk.  Sorry.

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Tech support:
Click on the "my computer" icon on the left of the screen.
Customer:
Your left or my left?

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 Customer:
Hi.  Good afternoon.  This is Martha.  I can't print.  Every time I try, it says, "Can't find printer."  I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support:
Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer:
No.  I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support:
Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back
Customer:
! OK
Tech support
; Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support:
That means the keyboard is not plugged in.  Is there another keyboard?
Customer:
Yes, there's another one here.  Ah, that one does work.

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Customer:
I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support:
Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:
Yes, I'm sure.  I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support:
Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:
Five stars.

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Customer:
I have a huge problem.  A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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SILLY DOMAINAMES,  sent in by Chris Finer

 

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domainame.  It is advisable to look at the domainame selected as others see it and not just as you think it looks.  Failure to do this might result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies.

  

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domainame is www.whorepresents.com***2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where experts can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com***3. Looking for a pen?  Look no further than Pen Island at penisland.net***4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder. Com***5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company
www.powergenitalia.***6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales (that's in Australia): www.molestationnursery.com***7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com***8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church.  Their website is www.cummingfirst.com***9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com***10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com

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  SECRETS OF INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT, sent in by Karleen Sell

    A distinguished young woman on a plane asked the priest beside her, "May I ask a favor?"

    "Of course," answered the priest.  "What can I do for you?"

    "Well, I bought an expensive hair dryer that is well over the taxfree limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me?"

    "I would love to help you,.  But I must warn you: I will not lie."

    "With your honest face, no one will question you."

     When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

    The official asked, "Do you have anything to declare?"

    "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

    The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

    "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

    Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead!  Next!"

 

FUTURE HEADLINES?, Sent in by Ty Scharrer

 

In the year 2525:

     Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia.***Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.***Iran and Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 3000 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.***Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.*** Notorious ne'er do well George Z. Bush says he will run for President in  2036, with elections bought by daddy.***Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.***A $75.8 billion study shows that: Diet and Exercise are keys to weight loss.***Average weight of Americans drops to 250 pounds.******New federal law requires that all nail clippers,  screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered  by January 2036.***IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.***Florida and Ohio voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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PUNGROAN, sent in by Ty Scharrer

 

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls.  One day, his supply of the birds ran out; so the biologist had to go out and trap some more.  On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road.  Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.  Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

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Politicians and chickens, sent in by Jim Dwyer


Farmer John was in the egg business.  He had several hundred young layer hens (called pullets) and eight or ten roosters, whose  job was to fertilize the eggs.  John kept records; and any rooster that  didn't perform went into the soup pot.

      That took a lot of time; so he bought a set of tiny bells  and attached them to his roosters.  Each bell had a different tone; so  John could tell, at a distance, which rooster was performing.  Now he  could sit on his porch and fill out efficiency reports by just listening.

     His favorite rooster was Butch.  But one morning, he noticed that Butch's bell hadn't
rung!  The other roosters were chasing  pullets.  The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, ran.  To his amazement, John saw Butch holding his bell in his beak,  so it wouldn't ring.  He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to  the next.

     John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and  Butch became an overnight sensation.  The result:  The  judges not only gave Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize." They also awarded  him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly Butch was a politician in the  making.  Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being best at sneaking up on
the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

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NIGHTMARE WRITING, sent in by Geoffrey Stoermer

 

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their  collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school  essays.  These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of  teachers across the country.  Here are last year's winners:

 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.***2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
 underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.***3. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was  room-temperature Canadian beef.***4. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.***5. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.***6. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.***7. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a  bowling ball wouldn't.***8. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.***9. From the attic came an unearthly howl.  The whole scene had an eerie,
surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.***10. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.***11. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward  each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.***12. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.***13. John and Mary had never met.  They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.***14. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.***15. He was deeply in love.  When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

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BROTHER BABY HIPPO LOVES BROTHER TURTLE, sent in by Chris Finer

 

 A baby hippopotamus that survived the tsunami  waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong bond with a giant male century-old tortoise, in an animal facility in the port city of Mombassa,  officials said.

     The hippopotamus, nicknamed  Owen and weighing about 300 kilograms (650 pounds),  was swept down Sabaki  River into the  Indian  Ocean, then  forced back to shore when tsunami waves struck the Kenyan coast on  December 26, before wildlife rangers rescued him.  "It is  incredible.  A Less-than-ONE-year-old hippo has adopted a male tortoise, about a century old, and the tortoise seems to be very  happy with being a 'mother'," ecologist Paula Kahumbu, who is in charge of Lafarge  Park, told  AFP.

     "After it  was swept and lost its mother, the hippo was traumatized.  It had to look  for something to be a surrogate mother.  Fortunately,  it landed on the tortoise and  established a strong bond.  They swim, eat and sleep together," the  ecologist added.  "The hippo follows the tortoise exactly the way it       follows its mother.  If somebody approaches the tortoise, the hippo becomes  aggressive, as if protecting its biological mother," Kahumbu added.  "The hippo  is a young baby.  He was left at a very tender age; and by nature,  hippos are social animals that like to stay with their mothers for four  years," he explained.

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LOVELETTERS FROM BUDS, PALS, AND FRIENDS

 

From Ty Scharrer

 

To Shi, From Ty:

 

Greetings, my friend!

 

I just finished listening to your radio broadcast.  I bet the Republicans listening to your broadcasts were squirming in their seats. …  The right wing radio talk shows have manipulated the masses of our country to accept war, extreme debt, and the loss of personal freedoms. 

 

Keep up your fine work.

 

Ty Scharrer

 

From Teresa Ramsey:

 

I am feeling like Divine Mind, Buddha Mind has more set the law of karma into motion, and we create our suffering.  The ripples from negative karma can  extend a long long way until we 'wake up' and sort of 'run to meet our  karma.'  From my view, the suffering child is fortunate indeed if the parent is  loving and guides her through compassion and love into a life of right  choice, right action.  The ripples are changed by the interaction of-- what's the word besides a "repentant heart"?-- forgiveness and love.  All  those qualities you mentioned.  I do think one of the most potent sentences  besides "I love you" is "I am sorry."

Love,

tkr

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NATURE'S ANTI-BUG TIPS, from Kathy Rice:

Dearest Shi,

 

Great tips in this month's Lovelight on dealing with our tiny crawling and

winged friends.  I have a couple more suggestions:

 

The first is something my Mother use to do when we'd go camping:  She'd cut

Cat Tails after they have turned brown, no not from your neighbor's tabby,

but from around ponds and streams.  Cut them long, and then stick them into

the ground around your yard, when you are planning to entertain outdoors,

then light the tops and blow them out.  They will continue to smolder very

slowly, and the bugs will stay away.   It's free, poison-free, and nature-friendly all the way around.

 

The second is a trick a dear friend showed me.  Each spring and fall we are

inundated with ants making their way into our house from cracks in the

concrete foundation.  She showed me that by placing baby powder along the

walls where they come in, that the ants can't make it past the fine talc and

end up going elsewhere.  After a time, once they've quit trying, you can

clean up the "white lining" until the next seasonal march.  It's wonderful

because it doesn't have any adverse effect.  Your pets, and you aren't dealing

with poisons of any kind.

Hope these suggestions can help others….

 

Love, Kisses & Hugs to You Both,

Kathy

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RADIOPROGRAM, from Hem Sagar, our friend in India:

 

Dear Francisji and Adamariaji,

  Namaste and Sneham!!! [Divine greetings and Love.] What good news from you that "High Spirits" is back

With a new offer.  I am so excited to hear that.  Brother, keep it up!  You are doing a fine job.

  Shanti [Peace,]

 Bhai [younger brother] Davidji

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Color  and Feng  Shui,  Sent in by Chris Finer

Becoming familiar with the elements and their colors will be a huge benefit when putting together your space.

Black represents water and is the color of the North, career section of any space.  Black should never be used on walls, carpets or ceilings and roofs.  The color black is used as a water symbol; works best as an accent.  Do not used as a large splash of black in any one area.  Black roofs symbolize water on the mountain and is considered damaging and unlucky.  Next time you replace that roof go red, gray or green.

 

White is a yang color and considered as prosperous because it symbolizes metal as in gold coins.  There are two sections of the home that are considered metal elements, West and Northwest; and thus, white will greatly improve these areas.  Having ceilings and walls white, and then using other colors to enhance the compass direction of that room area, is the best application of all around balance.

Red is the color of the South and of fire.  All shades of red from light pink to the bright Chinese red will bring great fortune when used properly in the South.  This will assist in bringing fame, fortune and great reputation.

Green represents Wood and the color of the East and Southeast.

Green will improve family relations as well as cash flow and investments when used properly in the compass point in the home or office.

Blue also represents water and is best applied in the North, East and Southeast, Never overdo blue since water should never be activated in large quantities; and keep all water features out of bedrooms.  

Small hint, if you are having relationship challenges, look around the bedroom and remove yang energy such as water, plants, electronics and mirrors facing the bed.

Purple is great for the Southeast in enhancing wealth.  The richer, luxurious colors such as plum and lavenders give the wealth a big boost

Yellow represents the Earth element; it is the largest element in any one space; for it occupies 3 different areas:  The Southwest, Northeast and the Center of the home or office.  Earth colors actually vary from all shades of yellow, orange, browns, tans and will enhance relationships, health and spiritual or academic growth

To sum up the compass points and their colors lets review.

North-blue and black.  Northeast-yellow, orange and browns.  East-green.  Southeast-green and purple.   South-red........ Southwest-yellow, orange and brown........ West-white, silver and gold.  Northwest-white, silver and gold.

Colors are a powerful Feng Shui tool, and a happy addition to any space.

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BUDDHISM AND SEXUAL MONOGAMY (LOYALTY)

Based on notes from James Mitchell

     One of the most treasured of the very few spiritual items still left in Western culture is sexual fidelity.  Some have suggested that Buddhism, in the name of "escaping from suffering," should relax and even ignore these standards of morality, even though they are expressions of sincere maitri (Love) and karuna (compassion).

     Mitchell writes, "The topic under consideration… came from an ex-colleague of mine.  He… recently published an article/essay in Tricycle Magazine (May 3rd Issue) entitled, "The Opposite of Jealousy."  The article/essay is the point of controversy…. I have a few reasons why I'm interested in challenging this published article/essay.

     First, it is a misinterpretation of Buddhist Psychology and one of its core teachings, i.e., Brahma-Vihara or "The Four Sublime Abodes:" equanimity (upeksha), loving-kindness (metta), compassion (karuna), and altruistic joy (mudita).  Particularly, the author focuses on altruistic joy and how it can transform jealousy in the context of   relationship.  The author's version… has bypassed or forgotten to specify the challenge of sexual jealousy….

     Second, the fact that a leading Buddhist magazine would give such a viewpoint press-time in the face of essential Buddhist Psychology, i.e., Atthangika-Magga (Eight-fold Path), fans the flames of tanha (craving) instead of understanding its rising and passing away.  The eightfold path is the path to purifying and breaking the habits of mind by following sila (virtuous living), samadhi (concentration), and panna (wisdom).  I do not think the middle path would be called the middle path by manipulating an outgrowth of its teaching, Brahma-Vihara for instance, to mean that one of its components (i.e., altruistic joy) is a valid way to explore, support, or have sexual relations with more than one person.

     Lastly, The gist of the article/letter is to explore "the transformation of jealousy through the cultivation of sympathetic joy" as a means to "bolster the awakening of the enlightened heart" through "emancipating embodied love from possessiveness" by loosening sexual constraints from conventional monogamy.  By letting this 'transpersonal' interpretation of Buddhist Psychology have acceptance or giving it power to generate so-called dialogue, what are we actually telling our progeny or supporters of the middle way?  Is polyamory [multiple sex-partners] the way of the future? An honorable or wholesome modicum for sexual expression?

     If the writer ultimately believes that "the greatest expression of spiritual freedom in intimate relationships does not lie in strictly sticking to any particular relationship style-- whether monogamous or polyamorous" then what makes his point so compelling for publication?  It is seemingly obvious he would like to see the loosening of sexual constraints (polyamory) as an integral part to relieving suffering in relationships….

     Contrarily, I believe the author authentically believes his viewpoint is cutting-edge and that it would be helpful, yet I don't agree with his viewpoint because it is antithetical to the actual practice of Buddhist Psychology.  The writer accurately points out the Buddhist perspective of skillful means (upaya) and of the… nature of Buddhist ethics to eradicate the suffering of self and others.  Will these skillful means achieve the eradication of suffering by challenging the conventional form of intimate relationships, which mainly includes applying altruistic joy (mudita) to transform jealousy and legitimize polyamory?  I think the fundamentalist Mormons would agree with the author's perspective.  Has anyone seen the Spring 2006 HBO program, "Big Love"?...   I suggest he limit his viewpoints to his followers or the field of marginalized Transpersonal Psychology.  However, if the author is serious, then should his 'contrary' view be given more consideration or laughed off as pop psychology for the promiscuous?    Just because 'you can' or because 'you have the thought,' it doesn't make it a wholesome idea or that it belongs to the path of purification.  Otherwise, it is not Buddhist but rather transpersonal.  Perhaps the author should find another written context to justify his beliefs in polyamory and the eradication of suffering….

 

I also don't like that the author is representing East/West Psychology in a widely read Buddhist magazine.  I, too, come from East/West Psychology but am disinclined to couple it with such transpersonalized views of spiritual development.  I would like to see challenges to what I see as unhelpful.

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Selections from the novel Ydnas, written by Dr. Paul Bowen, used with permission.

 

[10,3]Since it can (with sufficient effort) be made relevant to some of the issues we have been discussing, I hereby send you another episode of my divinely inspired novel, Ydnas:

 

“A bit of humor is good evidence that a scripture is truly divine.”***For a second time, Ydnas addressed a group…. “Today, won’t talk about my own ideas,” she said.  “I will read from scripture… from the Church of Magda.  Not trying to convert you to this church, not saying this scripture contains perfect truth.  Maybe interesting, maybe makes you think, wonder. Hope so.”

           …“Church of Magda has maybe two thousand people.  Big scripture, the Prophets of Magda, says it has words from their god.  God is called ‘Magda.’…  Prophets…. They say Magda has many names, many churches.  They say there is another god, called “Maderpin,” sometimes called “the Divider.”  Maderpin wants mortals to be against each other…."

Opening the book to a place marked by a ribbon, Ydnas began to read:

 

Listen respectfully to Maderpin, when he says to you that you are imperfect; but do not believe him.  Why would I, your father and mother, have created you with flaws? There is no flaw in my love for you, nor is there any flaw in my ability to fashion you as I see fit.

Therefore, you are without flaw, and so are all of your brothers and sisters…….

 You cannot escape your own nature.  Cherries are not picked from a cakefruit tree, and cakefruits are not picked from a cherry tree.  If you are intrinsically flawed, your actions will inevitably be flawed as well.

Therefore, try to have faith that I who made you am not incompetent.  Do not hesitate to do what seems right to you.  The sun does not hide her light, and neither should you.  If you truly respect me, you will not be ashamed of displaying my work, just as it is.  Do not be ashamed to be seen naked, either in body or in soul.

And if you should find yourself thinking poorly of others, remember that they too are my creations, and that I can alter or destroy them at any time; therefore, since I have not done so, I must love them just the way they are, no matter how puzzling that may seem to you. And this is true; I do love them all, even the injured, the stupid, the sick, the insane, the evil, the incompetent, and yes, even the dogmatic.  If you do not find them worthy of love, then you must think that I am mistaken.

Even Maderpin, the Divider, is my own work.  You should therefore love him, as do I.  I made him to test you, and he is doing so, faithfully and single-mindedly.  He’s very good at what he does.  He offers you a suggestion, and you are always free to say “No.”  If you say “Yes,” that is your doing, not his.

For similar reasons, I suggest that you not offer me advice when you pray.  If you pray for something that I am going to do anyway, it is pointless.  If you pray for something that I would not have done anyway, then you apparently think I am stupid.

In general, I suggest that you not pray in a spirit of calculation.  If you pray, let it be an exclamation!  For example, if you love me, then pray, “Oh, Magda, how I love you!” If you hate me, then pray, “Oh, Magda, how I hate you!”  Yes, it is natural for you to hate me from time to time; that is the way you are made.  If you hate me, but you do not say so, do you think I will not know?  I know better than you the thoughts that agitate your mind, not only those on the surface, but those that lurk in the depths.  Do you think I would be insulted by words, but not by the thoughts behind them?  Do you think I am especially pleased when you lie to me, hide your anger from me, and flatter me?  Fear not: no reprimand, whether in words or in thoughts, will bother me, for I know with absolute certainty that I am utterly without flaw.  Besides, I made you so that you would hate me from time to time; why then would I be angry when you do so?  So go ahead, and express yourself honestly.

Likewise, it is pointless for you to give me gifts.  It is all mine already…. And please, don’t try to bribe or wheedle me!  You will only be embarrassed later, when you think about what you have done.

Try to remember that there is no flaw in the world I have made for you.  Everything in it is good, beautiful, and right.  I know that it is hard for you to see it that way.  This is not a flaw in you, there is a reason for it.  I made you to be fallible.  So if you realize that you have fallen into the error of seeing the world otherwise, or any other error, do not be angry at yourself; you are doing just what I made you to do.  Just continue with your life.

Those of you who are poor will often be angry at me, or at the world that I have made; but the fact is, that it is easier for the poor to enter into Paradise, for they eat real bread, and know that it is real, or they eat nothing, and know that it is nothing; whereas the rich consume nothingness, and think that it is real.  For this reason, it is easier for an elephant to live in a thimble, than it is for a rich person to enter Paradise.  By ‘entering Paradise,’ of course, I mean realizing that you are already there; for what would I create, except a Paradise?

Concerning wealth, my advice is, that if you have a choice, you should live simply and comfortably, if you can do so without harming others; but there is no reason to make things worse for yourself than they have to be.

Look at yourself; you were clearly made to sense, to think, to judge, to speak,  and to act, and to do all these things in community.  Do those things.  It won’t require a terrible effort, if you don’t get in your own way.

It even makes sense for you to love those who injure you, since in reality they too are without flaw.  If someone injures you, it is pointless to injure him in return; that will not take back what he has done.  In fact, nothing you can do can change the past, so get on with your lives!  Let the past be a source of wisdom, and nothing more. 

If you realize that those who injure you are without flaw, you will spontaneously love them.  If anyone were truly and deeply injured, it would be those who deliberately injure others, for they are deluded: they are angry at a perfect world, and they hope to improve it by trying to damage parts of it.  They are like sick people who hallucinate demons attacking them, and flail about wildly, injuring those who are trying to help them. Would you want to change places with such a person?  But that is just what revenge and retribution amount to.

Insofar as you are not hallucinating, then, you will love those that hate you, heal those who injure you, and stand by those who fail you.  In fact, it is just those who can use your help.

Why, then, you ask, should we strive for good and against evil?  The answer is, that you do not need a reason, for it is in your nature to do so, as it is in the nature of water to run downhill.  And what would it be, to give a reason?  It would be a demonstration that it is good to be good, and bad to be bad.  Does anyone really need such a demonstration? The one you see as evil merely has a different idea of what is good.

Everyone you encounter has something to teach you.  The more different someone is from you, the more he has to teach. Some people think that they have many terribly important things to teach others, but nothing to learn from them.  How strange!  If in doubt, I suggest that you learn first, then teach, for you will have fewer painful regrets this way.  Also, what you have to teach them will emerge spontaneously; your life will be your teaching.  It is not necessary to make plans to teach them something, or to put your teaching into words; in fact, you don’t even have to think about teaching; it will happen by itself.

But you are not here just to teach each other; you are here to help one another, and to accept help from one another, in various ways.  That is why you are imperfect: those who are perfect need no help.  To help each other, you must respect and trust one another, in various ways.  If you do this, then it will become obvious that this is Paradise.

So listen respectfully to Maderpin when he tells you to struggle with one another, but don’t feel obliged to do it."

Ydnas closed the book and looked up.  “That is all I read today,” she said.  “I would like us to be quiet for a few breaths, and then, maybe you say something."

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COLOR YOUR HOME "GREEN," from the Union of Concerned Scientists

Since you already devote a lot of thought to choosing the right color and finish of paint, stain, or varnish, don’t forget to consider the product’s environmental impact at the same time.

The most significant ingredients in this regard are volatile organic compounds (VOCs). According to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), nine percent of the airborne pollutants that form ground-level ozone-- smog--come from the VOCs in paint.  The EPA advises caution when using products that contain VOCs because exposure to these compounds can cause eye and respiratory tract irritation, headaches, dizziness, visual disorders, and memory impairment.

In addition, many oil-based products contribute to further environmental damage because they are derived from petroleum.  Extracting and processing this non-renewable fossil fuel contributes to air and water pollution.

Alternatives

Disposal

What you do with your finishing/decorating products once your project is finished is a critical yet often overlooked decision.  Follow the tips below to greatly reduce the environmental damage these products can do:

Related Links

EPA—Volatile Organic Compounds

EPA—Remodeling and VOCs

Healthy Home Plans—Non-Toxic Paint

Green Seal—Wood Finishes and Stains (pdf)

St. Louis-Jefferson Solid Waste Management District—
Potential Household Hazardous Waste Products

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POETRY CORNER      

Poems submitted by Steven McDaniel and R. F.

 

My Lady Goddess

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My Lady,

The fullmoon,

Rises from Mother Earth

In polychromatic splendor, enfolded and dressed with

Clouds of lightfog.  Her other face is

As sweet little Sister Flower.

She weeps for us,

And her tears fall

Gently from gray-cotton clouds.

She loves me in my lover,

And I fall ever more deeply

In sweet Love. 

I gasp as she lifts me

Into the galaxy.

She touches me

In my dear sweet friend,

And the heart is flame,

Warm and bright.

I hold her faces

Inside the head.

I feel her Love;

I am her Love.

She is my brother,

Who calls me to poetry

And reminds me that

The whole world is Rumi incarnate.

She is my lover,

Sparkling and glowing with warm Love.

For my Lady is everywhere,

For she is Love.

 

Selection from Rumi, sent in by Steven McDaniel

 

 O, the sky who turns above our head!
In love of the sun, you share the same mantle with me.
By God you are in love - and I shall tell what reveals your secret:
Inside and out you are radiant and lush.
You do not get soaked in the sea, you are not bound to the earth;

You do not burn in fire, and are not disturbed by the wind.
O the millstone! which is the water that makes you turn?
Tell me! perhaps you are a wheel made of Iron.
You turn one way and make the earth green [with raindrops] like paradise;
Then you turn the other way and uproot the trees [in storm].
The sun turn the other way and uproot the trees [in a storm].
The sun is a candle and you a moth in action;
Weaving your web around this candle….

O dutiful wheel [of the sky!] you are safe from harm.

Everything is a pretext, there is love and nothing besides love;
Love is the house of God and you are living in that house.
I will say no more, for it is not possible to say;
God knows how much more is in me crying out to be told.

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"HIGH SPIRITS" RADIOPROGRAM REINCARNATED

               

     We had assumed that the call to do a local radioprogram had run its course.  Following the signs as they were at the time, we ended our radiocontract with wcky radio.  But changes were brewing beneath the surface.  During the second week of July, we received a call from the radioguy with whom we  had worked, Scott Fitzgerald.  He invited us back to do a show again, and made us an offer that was literally irresistible.  Long story short, we are enjoying a reincarnation of the previous show, "High Spirits" on wsai 1360, am.  It begins on Sunday, at 8 pm.  (Later, the timeslot might change to starting at 9 pm, but nothing is set in concrete.)  The phone-numbers for this call-in show are 749-1360 (local) and ld: 877-345-3779.  We are starting the previous Love Education Team, in which we are asking our friends to donate only three dollars per week.  So, if you would like to join the Love Education Team, by making a promise to donate this, please write to us immediately, at: rmfrancis@juno.com

    When you join, acknowledgment will be made in our "sister magazine," the infosheet called the "Universal LoveDigest."  Please get in touch with us immediately!

 

     Note: As of July 30, 2006 we signed only a four-week contract for this show.  So, come August 20, we will be looking for work! J

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LOVELIGHT MAGAZINE:  COLLECTION FOR THE YEAR TWENTY-OH-FIVE

 

We are thrilled to announce, after a long wait, the release of The Light of Love, Volume 2.  So many of you have expressed deep appreciation for the humor and wisdom of Volume 1, all the issues of Lovelight magazine for twenty-oh-four.  Now, you can have all twelve issues of Lovelight magazine for 2005, all in a single paperback book.  This book costs $5.97, so you can afford to order extra copies for gifts and for friends.  Loads of great humor, wisdom, practical tips, and miniparables.  Would make an excellent "stocking stuffer" for Christmas.  Order now!  Order from:  rmfrancis@loveministries.com

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