LOVELIGHT

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

CELEBRATE LOVE!

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February 2008*** Vol. 4, no. 2

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Managing Editors: Adamaria Francis and a Franciscan Taoist

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Special thanks, and public acknowledgement, to the great contributors to this issue, who are:  Jim Dwyer, Maureen Dwyer, Carol Espelage, Sandra Grubb, Teresa Ramsey, Ty Scharrer, Geoffrey Stoermer, Frank Tyrrell

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LOVELIGHT MAGAZINE:  WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT

 

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CHUCKLES AND SNORTS:  HUMORTHERAPY

 

 

LOSING YOUR LOAD, sent in by Teresa Ramsey

 

As a trucker stopped for a red light, a blond caught up with him.  She jumped out of her
car, ran up to his truck, and knocked on his truck-door.  The trucker lowered his window, and she said, "Hi, I'm Heather, and you are losing some of your load."

     He ignored her and proceeded down the street. 
But when he stopped for another redlight, she caught up again.  She
jumped out, ran up to his door.  Again, he lowered his window.  As if they've never spoken, she said, "Hi,
I'm Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

     Shaking his head, he ignored her again and continued down the street.  At the third light, the same thing happened. Again she said, "Hi, I'm Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

     He revved up and raced to the next light.  When he stopped this time, he hurriedly got out, and ran back to her.  He knocked on her window, and as she lowered it, he said, "Hi, I'm Kevin; it's winter, and I'm driving the saltruck!"

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DON'T THROW STONES! sent in by Teresa Ramsey

 

While on a road trip, a couple stopped at a restaurant.  After finishing their meal, they left.  But the woman left her glasses on the table.  She didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.

     By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around -- to retrieve her glasses.  All the way back, her husband became grouchy.

     He fussed, complained, and scolded her all during the return trip.  The more he chided her, the more agitated he became.  He just wouldn't let up one minute.

     To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. 
As the woman hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, he yelled, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card." 
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CONFUSED ANGEL? Sent in by Ty Scharrer
 

Shanksville, Georgia, Dec. 23rd.--An avenging angel called down from Heaven during a chaotic Saturday night "Holy Ghost Revival" to strike a serial adulterer dead missed her mark!  Instead, she hurled a flaming bolt of righteous lightning directly through the heaving chest of Pentacostal Holiness Pastor Billy Jim Bob, causing the highly- regarded house painter turned fundamentalist Bible preacher's instant death.

     With Pastor Bob's smoldering body slumped over his small crossroad church's pinewood pulpit, revival services continued well after midnight, conducted by assistant pastor Deacon Bob Jim Billy.

     Funeral services for Pastor Bob were scheduled for this morning, with now-Pastor Billy presiding.

     The avenging Jehovist angel was, at last report, rather wobbly on her feet.  The avenging angel who responded to Pastor Bob's invocation of Jehovah's righteous wrath is reportedly a novice in her first tour of duty wreaking earthly vengeance for infractions of Jehovah's laws, and was inexperienced with the volatility of refreshments often served to Pentacostal congregations.

     Following the angel's sampling of the evening service's liquid refreshments, she appeared to become unsteady on her feet, then folded her wings to sit slumped in a pew next to members of the Boacious family, who reported that the heavenly messenger appeared disoriented, and to be mumbling incoherently about "these crazy crackers."  The senior Boacious, Lewt, who had provided several jugs of the evening's refreshments, took no offense, commenting that, "Our local corn ain't to ever pilgim's taste," and is best, for beginners, "cut with clear crick water and sipped real slow like." The visiting angel apparently partook of refreshments at full strength.

     At the revival service's emotional peak, Pastor Bob called upon Jehovah to strike dead Mr. Ray Ray, a successful local business man whose extra-marital conquests reportedly included Pastor Bob's own wife, Camelia, two of Camelia's older sisters, three of Camelia's older sisters' younger sisters, and City Councilwoman Cousin MayBelle, Pastor Bob's first wife by marriage. Yet when the tipsy angel rose to hurl her flaming lightning bolt, it was Pastor Bob himself who was pierced through the heart, and fell dead. Mr. Ray Ray, seated in a front pew with Pastor Bob's housekeeper's older sister's younger sister's cousin, was uninjured.

     At press time, the avenging angel whose aim was tragically off the mark was reportedly demoted from dealing death to authentic sinners and reassigned to the U.S. Dept. of the Army's Afghanistan mobile response unit, to assist shooting innocent civilians.

 


 NINETEEN LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
, sent in by Maureen Dwyer   
 
 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.  He  thought that he was God and I didn't.***2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.***3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!***4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.***5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.***6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.***7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.***8. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.***9. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.***10. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,  why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.***11.  The gene pool could use a little chlorine.***12. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.***13. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?***14. Procrastinate Now!***15. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.***16. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.***17. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three  thousand times the memory.***18. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig!!***19. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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GENTLY GUIDING WORDS

 

"To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must cultivate our personal life; and to cultivate our personal life, we must first set our hearts right." -- Confucius

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LOVELETTERS FROM PALS, FRIENDS, AND BUDS

 

From Frank Tyrrell:

 

ÉLet's just say that unless stated otherwise, you may fully, in part, or in whatever other way you like, use anything I send to you for whatever purpose you devise. Who knows, perhaps something sometime may act like a koan on some seeker somewhere. Consider yourself confirmed in full. With many thanks.

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From Barbara Reaman:

 

Hello, Richard!  Ah, what great fortune for us!  A wonderful invite and this time, nothing to stand in its way!  Plan on us being there, and thank you so much for thinking of us!  Love, Barbara

 

 

FINDING THE SPIRITUAL PATH, by Frank Tyrrell

 

Jesus said that the "Kingdom" of heaven is within you (certainly not "in your midst" as unbelievers would have it).  It follows to many that his statement identifies the place to search.  Having identified the location, then, the task becomes one of technique whereby this can be accomplished.  And the technique is identified in other of The Master's sentiments, especially in, "you must give up your self to find your Self."  That is, one must conquer the belligerent ego self in order to discover or reveal the "Kingdom" within, the inner Divine, the inner light, the Atman, or whatever your particular culture calls this inner and higher Self.

It is imperative that the ego self be conquered, as it is the source of negativity.  Indeed, how can the Spirit act if the stage upon which it is to perform is already occupied by anger, hatred, envy, fear and all the other negative emotional responses of the ego self?  When the interference of the ego self is eliminated, then the pre-existing Light of the Spirit can shine through.  And, as light does not come from a window, but through a window, so this inner Light comes through the individual who has removed all obstacles to its shining.

Personally, I find more direction on the techniques necessary to achieve this state in Eastern religions, especially ancient Taoism, than in the organized religions of the West. Meditation seems essential and has proven so to me, at least.  I might point out that organized religions actually have a stake in preventing this approach, in attempting to conceal this path.  After all, if enlightenment is available to individual seekers alone, if one's relationship with God is direct, as it is, then what need is there for self-interested organized religion?

ÉIf one is ready to help someone else escape a cult, or a sect, or any organized religion, one must also be ready to replace these things [irrational teachings] with a higher truth, to help that person first place his foot on that infinite Razor's Edge.

I don't believe that "usurping" is quite the right word to apply to Christ's attitude toward Judaism, as it has the flavor of seizing and holding, to take without right.  The Master's message was one of individual conversion.  There is no sense of converting forcibly by the sword if necessary, which I understand is a feature of Islam.

And I might also point out that because Christianity came after Judaism with a higher truth, it does not follow that because Islam came after Christianity that it's truths are higher.  In fact, I believe the Sufi mystics do not necessarily claim to be Islamic, but do claim not to need any book.  This is apparently infuriating to Muslims, since they are The People Of The Book, the very one that Sufis no longer require.

I no longer claim to be Christian, since "Christianity" has come largely to mean "business without ethics."  And [it is a] religion without morals.  These days I claim only to be awake.  And I'm aware of much more than I practice, sad to say.

In the end, I think this advice is sovereign: "Have you faith?  Then have it unto yourself."

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WHAT IS IN YOUR "CUP"? sent in by Geoffrey Stoermer

 

A group of graduates, well established in their careers, decided to go visit their old professor, now retired.  Soon, the conversation turned to stress in their work and lives.  Offering hot chocolate, the professor went into the kitchen and returned with a large potful.  He also brought an assortment of cups - porcelain, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite-- telling them to help themselves.

     When they all had a cup, he said: "Notice that all the nice looking, expensive cups were taken, leaving behind the plain ones.  That is the source of your problems.  The cup from which you drink adds nothing to the quality of the drink.  It is just more expensive, and hides the drink.  What all really want is the chocolate, not the cup; but you went for the best cups.  And then you began eyeing each other's cups. 

     "Life is the hot chocolate; your job, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to contain life.  The "cup" does not define, or change the quality of, your life.  Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the hot chocolate that the universal Mind  has provided us. 

     "The Universe makes the hot chocolate.  Human beings choose the cups.  The happiest people don't have the best of everything.  They just make the best of everything that they have.

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Live simply.  Love generously.  Care deeply.  Speak kindly.  And, enjoy your hot chocolate!

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A MINIPARABLE: A QUILT OF HOLES, sent in by Jim Dwyer


As I faced my Maker after death, before me lay the events of my earthlife like the squares of a quilt.  An angel sat before me sewing my quilt squares together into a tapestry.  But as he took each piece, I noticed how ragged and empty each square was.  They were filled with giant holes.  Each square was labeled with a part of my life that had been difficult, the challenges and temptations with which I was faced in everyday life.  I saw hardships that I endured, which were the largest holes of all.  I gazed upon my tattered life and grew disheartened.

     The angel was sewing the ragged pieces of cloth together, threadbare and empty, like binding air.  Finally, the time came when my life was to be held up to the Light, the scrutiny of truth.  The angel looked upon me, with eyes filled with tears-- of sadness or joy, I could not tell.  My gaze dropped to the ground in shame.  I had had no wealth in my earthlife, no fame, no famous accomplishments.  I had had "only" Love in my life, and laughter.  But there had also been trials of illness, temptations of wealth, and false accusations that took from me my world, as I knew it.  I had had to start over many times.

     I often struggled with the temptation to quit, only to somehow muster the strength to pick up and begin again.  I spent many nights in silent, interior prayer, asking for help and guidance in my life.  I had often been held up to ridicule, which I endured painfully, each time offering it up to my sweet Lord in hopes that I would not melt within my skin beneath the judgmental gazes of those who unfairly judged me.

     And now, I had to face the truth.  My life was what it was, and I had to accept it for what it was.

     I slowly lifted the combined squares of my life to the Light.  An awe-filled gasp rose from the angel. I gazed at him, in wonder myself.  He stared at me with wide eyes.

     Then, I looked upon the tapestry before me.  Light flooded through the many holes, creating an image, the face of Christ.  Then our Lord stood before me, with warmth and love in His eyes. He said, "Every time you gave over your life to Me, it became My life, My hardships, and My struggles.

     "Each point of light in your life is when you stepped aside and let Me shine through, until there was more of Me than there was of you!"

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May all our quilts be threadbare and worn, allowing Christ to shine through!

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When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all that you need!

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Take 60 seconds and give this a shot:  All you do is simply say the following small prayer:  Mother/Father God, please bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know that they need today!  And may their lives be full of Your peace and Power as they seek to have a closer relationship with you.  Amen.

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WORDS OF WISDOM, sent in by Jim Dwyer

 

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.  GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL!

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We make a Living by what we get.  We make a Life by what we give.
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.  If God brings you to it, She/He will bring you through it.

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DREAMY, BEAUTIFUL QUOTATION, sent in by Carol Espelage

 

"Far away, there in the sunshine, are my highest aspirations.  I might not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
-- Louisa May Alcott

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COMMENTS FROM 1955, sent in by Jim Dwyer

 

These are some incredible, but real, comments actually documented to have been made, often by people otherwise known for their "smarts," or even wisdom:

   

  "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20."    

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"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year?  It won't be long before $2,000 will buy only a used one."

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"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit.  A quarter a pack is ridiculous.

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"Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?"

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"If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store."

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"When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon?  Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage."

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"Kids today are impossible.  Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed.  Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls."

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"I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more.  Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying "damn" in "Gone with the Wind," it seems every new movie has either "hell" or "damn" in it."

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"I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century.  They even have some fellows they call "astronauts" preparing for it down in Texas."

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"Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball?  It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the president."

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"I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric.  They are even making electric typewriters now."

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"It's too bad things are so tough nowadays.  I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet."

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"It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work."

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"Marriage doesn't mean a thing anymore.  Those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat."

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"I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business."

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"Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes.  I sometimes wonder whether we are electing the best people to congress."

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"The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on."

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"There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a hotel."

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"No one can afford to be sick anymore.  At $35 a day in the hospital, it's too rich for my blood."

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"If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it."

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A TASTE OF LITERACY

 

     It is good for the people of Love and compassion to speak and write as literately as possible.  For words, and their correct arrangements, are always important to the maintenance of Love.  So, words have been indispensably crucial to mystics since the great classics of mystical literature were penned.  Some of these go back to centuries before the birth of Jesus. 

     Some examples of profound classical mystical literature include the Upanishads, the Sutras of Buddhism, The Book of the Great Mind and Its Expression (a classic of Taoist mysticism, available from Love Ministries at rmfrancis@juno.com), much in the Christian Scriptures, and the great Bhagavad-Gita, among others. 

 

     Because words are so important in clear communication, and because Love is impossible without communication, we need to pay attention to the use of words.  How you use words can also influence people either to listen to your message, or to ignore and dismiss you.

     Our word-study this month is a word that refers to one of our simian brothers/sisters.  He/She is usually called an "orangatang."  Does this really imply that they drink Tang?  Don't think so, for "tang" is not really even a part of the word!

     For the correct and literate form of the word is "orangutan."  To remember this, picture the critter getting a suntan!  For there is no "tang" in "orangutan."  It originates with two African words, orang+ utan.  These two words mean, "wild man of the woods."

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DO YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS?

 

     Most would answer this apparently simple question with absolute certainty, and say, "two thousand eight," but they would be dead wrong-- at least, gramatically!

     For no date ever contains the word "thousand." 
For two examples, no English-speaking person would ever dream of reading the year 1945 as "one thousand nine hundred forty-five."  For many, this is so illiterate as to be even amusing!  Nor would the average educated person read the year 2145 as "two thousand one hundred forty-five."  No.  In the first case, all literate people would read, correctly, "nineteen forty-five," and in the second, "twenty-one forty-five."

     But, in our society, and in others around the world, we are displaying our ignorance and confusion by the way that we state the early years of the twenty-first century. 

For example, as a year, "2001" is not correctly, "Two thousand and one," but "twenty-oh-one."  In exactly the same way, "2008" is never "two thousand eight" unless you are discussing quantity.  If you say, "I have two thousand eight cars in stock," this tells only how many cars you have on the lot.  It says nothing about the year, make, or model of the cars.

    A new car is a "2008 car," the number of the year said, "Twenty-oh-eight."  There simply is no other correct way, according to the rules of English, to say a year.  So, remember, if you care how you speak, if you want to be truly literate, no date ever contains the word "thousand."

     Let's practice:  How do you say the year 2007?  If you said, "Twenty-oh-seven," congratulations!  You are speaking as a more educated person!  Our children's children will find our use as amusing as we would if our ancestors had called the year 1904 "one thousand nine hundred and four"!  Again, make it easy:  If a number contains the word "thousand," it is not a date!  (For "thousand refers to counting a quantity.)

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "MAY" AND "MIGHT"

 

Almost everyone gets this one wrong!  Most, including most professionals, have never even been instructed re the difference between ""may" and "might."  So, don't bother asking local writers, teachers, or others; chances are, they will not know.

    And almost no one ever thinks about it.  Like the date, discussed above, almost everyone, with very few exceptions, believes that "may" and "might" are interchangeable; only, they feel, "may" has a smoother sound!

     Actually, the two words are very different.  Here is the rule for literate usage:  "May" implies permission, "might" implies probability.

     The sentence, "We may see three robins today," implies, incorrectly, that someone has given permission for us to see the robins!  What the speaker or writer really meant was, "We might see three robins today," which means that it is probable that this will happen.

    Writers everywhere, with a microscopic exception, use these two words incorrectly.  So, if, in the future, you carefully watch your usage, you might be glad that you did so!  And you may begin right now!

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THE WORD IS "ESCAPE, NOT "ECSCAPE"

 

     I started life by pronouncing the word "escape" as "ecscape," but this is incorrect.  "Ecscape" is not a word in the English language, and its use betrays either illiteracy or just carelessness.  The word in question is pronounced, "ess-cape' and not "eks-cape'."

 

 

THE ODD ORIGIN OF "HOCUS POCUS"

 

     The pseudomagical and pseudological (fake-word) phrase, "hocus pocus," originates from a statement made by Jesus in a Latin version of the Christian Scriptures.  His words were, Hoc est corpus meum," which means, "This is My body."  These words were uttered in reference to the breadsymbol of Communion.

 

 

THE "OUIJA" BOARD

 

    This is a system for contacting the deeper Unconscious, and also, for "communicating" with Souls and spirits.  Some claim that, for unstable people, it can be dangerous!

     At any rate, the name "Ouija" is fascinating.  It combines the French and German words for "yes," and so, means, "yes-yes board."  It's original pronunciation was "we'-yah."  But the correct pronunciation in modern English is "we'-jah" board.  It is never, under any circumstances, a "weejee board"!

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The word "government" is pronounced, "guv'-urn-ment," and NEVER "gumment"

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The word "business" is pronounced "biz'-ih-ness," or "biz'ness," but NEVER "bih'-ness."

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THE RIDDLE OF "EVIL"

 

     How can the person of Love, of the Enlightenment Tradition, explain how our world is so permeated with "evil" and yet controlled by a perfect Mind of pure Love?  Is this not a radical, indeed insuperable, obstacle?

    At first, it looks as if there is no answer to this complicated mystery.  Among the poor "non-explanations" given by traditional religion are:  1) God wants to change evil, but cannot; 2) God does not want to change evil.  Both of these "excuses" explain absolutely nothing.  So, they are unacceptable to a thinking person.  And, instead of leading to an increase in faith, they demolish faith in the omnipotent Lord of Love, deep within the Mind.

    A third, often repeated, excuse is that "it is God's will."  This is so ludicrous that it would be funny if the question were not so serious.  Excusing evil as the "will of God" also explains exactly nothing.  So, intelligent people also turn away from this simplism; it is only an excuse, not an explanation!

     Since these traditions are a big fat goose-egg, leading nowhere, we must look at the real and profound explanation provided by the saintmystics of the Enlightenment Tradition:  "Evil" is an illusion. 

     This implies that, instead of carelessly labeling the entire universe as crazy, chaotic, or "evil," we stop criticizing the entire universe!  Instead, we begin to suspect our own minds.  This demonstrates genuine humility.  We look within ourselves to find an answer.

     The things on earth that we call "evil," we often label so because they lead to death.  This implies that death is the greatest evil of all; death is the "king," or "father," of evil, the absolute zenith of unfairness and horror.

     And, indeed, when a friend or other loved one dies, we who are left on earth must endure much suffering due to our great loss.  But we must re-examine here a very basic inquiry:  Is death a true "evil"?

     The mystical/spiritual perspective is astonishing!  It is mindbending!  It calls upon us to question all the programs fed into our heads by parents, religion, and Western society in general.  For death is inevitable.  It is absolutely unavoidable.  Even the young, when instructed about reality ("truth"), learn that birth is a guarantee of death, and that every biocreature that has ever been born must die. 

     With this absolute inevitability staring us in the face, mystics say, death must somehow serve Love (God).

     It does.  For death is not the end of Mind.  How can we know?  By using the very best tradition of science:  Observation.  We can interview the dying, and, through modern biotech, actually speak with those who have died and returned to earthlife.

     Those who can remember anything (and some cannot) tell a stunning story:  They, whether Baptist, Buddhist, Catholic, or avowed atheist, all recount the same account.  The Mind, the ability to think, the idea of an "I" or Self, continues after death!

     And it gets even better:  Death, they say, in chorus of unanimity, is an extremely sweet, blissful, even ecstatic state.  At once, all the fears, hassles, complexities, obligations, negative memories and feelings of earth drop away.  The Soul soars into the Milky Way of the Mind, and feels nothing but joy and total freedom!

    If mystics are right-- and real clinical evidence is accumulating to prove them right-- death is not a hideous nightmare to be feared.  This is an illusion in a world of illusion.  And illusion stands completely opposed, one hundred eighty degrees away from, Reality or "truth."  And if death is indeed liberation to a new life, a new beginning, as Jesus came to prove and demonstrate, then all the things that lead to death-- disease, hurricanes, injustice, war, and a list of the most horrific "evils" are seen not to be "completely, absolutely, or totally evil."  For death is not only natural, but is a real pleasure and delight.  It is not oppressor but liberator.

    The mysticsaint is not morbidly obsessed with death, and knows that "suicide" has no place in the life of Love.  For it is precisely as terrible a mistake as killing another.  For no one really belongs entirely to her self.  We also "belong" to life-companions, friends, parents, children, family in general, and, finally, to the human family.  It is just as wrong to kill yourself as it is to kill a neighbor!  But the person of Love can relax into the death-process when it arrives, knowing that death is indeed a part of the will of pure Love, that it in no way harms us, and is indeed renewing and liberating!

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THE GNOSTIC (EARLY CHRISTIAN MYSTIC) SILVANUS  AND UNIVERSAL SALVATION

 

     "Universal salvation" is scandalous to the modern orthodox Church!  Catholics, Protestants, and cults alike regard it as a major heresy!  For it is the teaching that God's beautiful, amazing grace covers everyone.  No one, in the end of time, is outside of the Power of this infinite grace.  Each and every sentient  (selfaware) being is "saved" by the Lord/Lady of pure Love.

     Actually, in order not to believe this, the official Church is placing a limitation on God/Goddess, the Infinite and Illimitable.  For they are saying that sins exist that are greater, more powerful, than God's immeasurable Love!  And this is just plain ol' blasphemy!

     There is good evidence, in the Christian Scriptures, that Jesus taught universal salvation. (John 1:7; 12:32; Romans 5:18; 1 Tim.2:4; 4:10; Titus 2:11)  During the first couple of centuries after Jesus, most of his original and subsequent followers were mystics.  They called themselves "gnostics," which means that they had experienced a personal, interior "knowing (Greek, gnosis) of "God" as Love. 

     One early Christian gnostic writer, Silvanus, repeatedly refers clearly and plainly to the universality of salvation for all. 

     He says, for example, that "everyone" will "shine" with the "brilliance" of enlightenment.  He says that when Christ was manifest, He provided "life" for "everyone."  He writes that "all" were renewed through the Holy Spirit.  God, he writes, gives "glory" to "save everyone."  He agrees with Christian official Scripture that God wants "everyone" to be "saved."  (1 Tim. 2:4)

     In another place, he says, very simply and clearly, this summary of a famous mystical principle:  "All dwell in God."  God instructs "all men" [meaning, "all people"] as to goodness.  This God, "revealed to everyone," is also paradoxically "concealed."  This same God, mystics wrote repeatedly, Silvanus says, has "become all for everyone."  He pours Her/Himself into the cosmos, including each and every human heart, as Love.

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SIXTY CHILDREN'S BOOKS SENT TO INDIA

 

    Love Ministries is very happy to announce that, from the next publication of our children's book, Kami and Kamu: A Love So True-blue, sixty copies are being sent, free of charge, to orphans and needy children in India.  Love Ministries is working through our agent in India, David Hem Sagar, who also coordinates the efforts of the Love and Compassion Charitable Society of India.  (http://www.lacindia.com)  Later, we also plan to send some free copies to orphans and poor children in Africa.  We will keep you up-to-date!:)

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THE "UNIVERSAL LOVE DIGEST"

 

     Readers of Lovelight magazine often ask, "Where can we find related spiritual material, perhaps a little more profound?"  Love Ministries, the producer of Lovelight, also produces a regular (every two or three days) infosheet.  This is very easy to read; it is a "quick read" for "busy people."  Each infosheet is one or two pages, and this infosheet, the "Universal Love Digest," (uld) contains between one and six small articles, each between one and six paragraphs long-- usually.  So, the uld can be as brief as one article with one paragraph, or as long as six articles.

     Like Lovelight, the uld is free for the asking.  Like Lovelight, it will appear automatically on your inboxscreen when you subscribe.

     But content, although related, is slightly different.  The uld contains deeper spirituality, and, often, political and social commentaries, especially when these interface with compassion or Love, as well.  At times, it also contains comments on religion, the traditional Western Bible, and other faiths.

     Like Lovelight, the uld advocates and defends universalism-- acceptance of all Lovebased faiths throughout the world.  It examines Buddhist, Hindu, Taoist, Jewish, Sufi, and nature-based forms of mysticism (the Enlightenment Tradition).

    If these ideas "flip yo' switches," please write, right now, for your free subscription.  Also, please feel free to recommend any friend (from your address book, etc.) who might be interested in a free subscription.  No obligation!  Please write:  rmfrancis@loveministries.com

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 THE BEAUTY OF GROWING WISER, sent in by Jim Dwyer

 

Fact 1:  Each of us on earth ages one year for every  year that we are inside these biobodies.  Fact 2:  The fact that these bodies are illusions, and even the fact that we recognize this, does not change the first fact:  Like all material things in this timeworld, our bodies also tend to age.  It is simply hoped that, with this process, wisdom also makes an appearance! 

     Viewed this way, the process, I decided, is a gift.  I am now, probably for the first time in my   life, the person I have always wanted to be.  Oh, not necessarily only this body!  I sometimes despair over my body-- its many imperfections!  And often I am taken aback by wrestling with this bod!  But I don't agonize for long.

     I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family, simply to be "younger"!  As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own best friend!

     I don't chide or criticize myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio.  For I am entitled to an occasional treat, to be messy once in a while, or to be moderately extravagant!

     I   have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon-- before they  understood the great freedom that comes with growing wiser.

     Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4 AM and sleep until    noon?  I will dance with   myself to wonderful interior songs of my mind and Soul!  I will walk the beach in a swim suit of my own choice!  And I will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to!

     I know that I sometimes forget things.  But some of life is just as   well forgotten.

     Sure, over the years my heart has been   broken a few times.  How can your heart not break when you lose a loved  one, or when a child suffers, or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car?  But broken hearts are what give us strength, understanding, and compassion.  A heart never broken is pristine and   sterile; and it will never know the joy of being imperfect.

     I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have learned many of life's most delightful, and difficult, lessons.  So many have never laughed, and so many have died before they could learn the lessons of Love in this life!  As you get wiser, it is easier to be positive.  You care less about what other  people think.  I don't    question myself anymore.  I've even earned the right to be wrong.

     I like the person whom I have become.  I am not going to live forever,   but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be.  And I shall eat dessert every single day!

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MAY OUR   FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE   HEART!

 

May you always have a rainbow of smiles on your face, and in your heart, forever!  Friends forever.
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A FEW HELPFUL HOUSEHOLD HINTS, sent in by Jim Dwyer

 

How many of these did YOU know about?

A sealed envelope
- Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a  knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed.  (hmmmmmm...)

Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords
. It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to.

For icy door steps in freezing temperatures:
get warm water and put  Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't refreeze. (wish I had known this for the last 40 years!)

To remove old wax from a glass candle holder
, put it in the freezer for  a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The  wax will fall out.

Crayon marks on walls?
This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped in baking soda. Comes off with little effort (elbow grease that is!).

Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops
(like store receipt BLUE!) rubbing alcohol on paper towel.

Whenever I purchase a box of S.O.S Pads
, I immediately take a pair of scissors and cut each pad into halves. After years of having to throw away rusted and unused and smelly pads, I finally decided that this would  be much more economical. Now a box of S.O.S pads last me indefinitely!
 In fact, I have notice d that the scissors get 'sharpened'' this way!  It also sharpen the scissor.

Blood stains on clothes?
Not to worry! Just pour a little hydrogen  peroxide on a cloth and proceed to wipe off every drop of blood. Works  every time! (Now, where to put the body?) LOL

Use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal for inside windows. This way you can tell which side has the streaks.  Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean. Don't wash windows  on a sunny day. They will dry too quickly and will probably streak.

Spray a bit of perfume on the light bulb in any room to create a lovely light scent in each room when the light is turned on.

Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will smell freshly washed for weeks to come. You can also do this with towels and linen.


Candles will last a lot longer if placed in the freezer for at least 3
hours prior to burning.

To clean artificial flowers, pour some salt into a paper bag and add the
flowers. Shake vigorously as the salt will absorb all the dust and dirtand leave your artificial flowers looking like new! Works like a charm!

To easily remove burnt on food from your skillet, simply add a drop or
two of dish soap and enough water t o cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stove top.

Spray your TUPPERWARE with nonstick cooking spray before pouring
in tomato based sauces and there won't be any stains.

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the re frigerator and it will
keep for weeks.

When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the
corn's natural sweetness

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half, and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.


Don't throw out all that leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes for future
use in casseroles and sauces ....... Left over wine? What's that? :)

To get rid of itch from mosquito bites, try applying soap on the area and you will experience instant relief.

Ants, ants, ants everywhere ... Well, they are said to never cross a chalk line. So,

get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march. See for yourself.


Use air-freshener to clean mirrors. It does a good job and better still,
leaves a lovely smell to the shine

When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before resorting to
tweezers or a needle. Simply put the scotch tape over the splinter, and then pull it off. Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and easily.

Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer........
Clean a toilet.
Drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush.
The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreous China.

Clean a vase.
To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water
and drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets.

Polish jewelry.
Drop two Alka Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry for two minutes.

Clean a thermos bottle. Fill the bottle with water, drop in four Alka Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or longer, if necessary).

Unclog a drain.
Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka Seltzer tablets down the drain followed by a cup of Heinz White Vinegar. Wait a few minutes, and then run the hot water.

Do your friends a favor. Pass this timely (and some not-so-timely)

information on to a friend! I just did.


Makes you wonder about ingesting Alka Seltzer, doesn't it?  

 

THE LATEST NEWS FROM SCIENCE!

 

* Genes affecting generosity may be found:  One gene underlying altruism is an ancient strip of DNA also found in rodents, a study  indicates.
http://www.world-science.net/exclusives/071028_altruism-gene.htm

* At 400, clam may be longest-lived animal  known:
A venerable mollusk could shed light on the mysteries of aging, researchers say.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071030_old-clam.htm

* Humans go into heat after all, strip club study finds: Mammals go into heat. Except humans -- it's just for animals, right? Wrong, a study suggests.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071027_estrus.htm

* Drastic diet may extend human life: study Researchers knew it worked in animals, but whether it would in us has been unclear.
http://www.world-science.net/exclusives/071115_caloric.htm

* Monkey embryos reported cloned: The work could lead to a way to produce
patient-specific stem cells for curing disease, researchers say.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071114_clone.htm*

 

*What's in a name? Studies link initials to  success: If you like your name too much,

even unconsciously, you might be in trouble, scientists suggest.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071114_initials.htm

*Alzheimer's "vaccine" seen to aid mice: Immunization might blunt or even prevent

the ravages of Alzheimer's disease, researchers predict.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071113_alzheimer.htm
From the world of science:

*Science gives beauty some of its mystery  back -- for now: There might be more to good looks than averageness after all, new research suggests.
http://www.world-science.net/exclusives/071222_beauty.htm

*Is humor tied to male aggression?: A doctor's hobby of unicycling turned into a study
of human nature, that offers a new perspective on why we joke.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071221_humor.htm

*Whales evolved from raccoon-sized creature,  study finds:
The "missing link" for whales and dolphins was a small hoofed mammal, researchers say.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071219_indohyus.htm

*Search for ET beefed up -- with your help: A search for radio signals from alien civilizations is set to become 500 times more powerful, investigators say.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/080202_seti.htm

*Anthrax might be ally in cancer war: Most people wouldn't consider anthrax helpful. But its toxin may someday be a cancer therapy, scientists claim.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071229_anthrax.htm

*"Unprecedented" results after new  Alzheimer's treatment: Researchers claim an already approved drug  reverses symptoms of a devastating illness.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/080109_alzheimer.htm

*Why poor kids might make sicker adults: Scientists believe they're starting to understand why the poor suffer worse health and shorter lives than the rich.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071107_income.htm

 

* Breakthrough may let scientists make stem  cells on demand: Researchers say they appear to have success- fully turned ordinary human cells into powerful stem cells, which could permit breakthrough  medical treatments.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071120_stemcell.htm

*First reversal of aging in an organ claimed: A short-term success in rejuvenating the skin of mice points the way to future progress againstaging, scientists say.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071128_skin-aging.htm

*Scientists hope to give artificial limbs  "feelings": New findings suggest a way amputees could gain sensation in their prostheses, allowing greater  control, researchers say.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071126_prosthetic.htm

*Humans lose to chimps in number memory  game: Young chimps have an "extraordinary" ability to remember numerals, scientists report.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071203_chimp-memory.htm

 *Life's building blocks formed on Mars: study Organic molecules might be able to form on any cold, rocky planet, researchers claim.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071211_mars-organic.htm

* Global warming to worsen malnutrition: report Amid rising concern over climate change, three U.N. agencies issued a stark new warning.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071212_warming.htm

*Why we feel "slow motion" during crisis: Why does "time fly" as you get older -- or seem slower during accidents?  Scientists say they have an answer.
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071211_time.htm

 

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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN, sent in by Sandra Grubb
 
     Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!***Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.***Between 31 and 38, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.***Between 39 and 47, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.***Between 48 and 55, a woman is like Great Britain, classy and with a glorious and all conquering past.***Between 56 and 62, a woman is like Israel, has been through the wars and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.***Between 63 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.***After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.  Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

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Natal Report for Barack Obama
August 4, 1961, 12:00 PM.  Honolulu, Hawaii

 

Sun 12 Leo 15             Pluto 6 Vir 58
Moon 29 Tau 26          N. Node 27 Leo 19
Mercury 1 Leo 43        Asc. 2 Sco 39

Venus 1 Can 26          MC 3 Leo 04
Mars 22 Vir 23             2nd cusp 1 Sag 52
Jupiter 0 Aqu 54          3rd cusp 1 Cap 57
Saturn 25 Cap 21        5h cusp 4 Pis 48
Uranus 25 Leo 15        6th cusp 5 Ari 15
Neptune 8 Sco 36

 

 

 

 

Natal Report
for Hillary Rodham Clinton
October 26, 1947
8:00 PM
Chicago, Illinois

 

Sun 2 Sco 48
Moon 29 Pis 12
Mercury 21 Sco 19
Venus 16 Sco 51
Mars 14 Leo 16
Jupiter 0 Sag 37
Saturn 21 Leo 21
Uranus 25 Gem 55
Neptune 11 Lib 22

Pluto 14 Leo 51
N. Node 23 Tau 32
Asc. 29 Gem 49
MC 5 Pis 07
2nd cusp 19 Can 30
3rd cusp 10 Leo 03
5th cusp 8 Lib 41

 

 

Love Ministries is happy to announce the publication of the new book Soaring on Sunshine: A Abiography of a Mystic, by a Franciscan Taoist.  Please order from: rmfrancis@ juno.com